I will cut you if you don't let me pay |
So you can understand why when my Boyfriend said he wanted yum cha at that place in the Valley that was upstairs, that wasn't China House, I was a bit dubious. I told him my story about King of Kings and he insisted it wasn't King of Kings. He said the last time he had gone, he was about ten and they had parked in the Chinatown paid parking and had wandered over an adjoining bridge to get inside the restaurant.
We had to go up and down the urine reeking, cramped staircase quite a few times before he figured out where he'd possibly crossed. The bridge was closed down for renovations of course, I suggested somewhere else but he was adamant. He called his parents and they confirmed it was King of Kings. So off we went.
Same old red, red, red decor |
Pretty standard stuff |
Yep |
So bright |
We ordered a round of chicken feet in black bean sauce as per usual and we found them underwhelming. They were just very average, not big, not small, not salty, not plain, not garlicky, not oniony, a touch soft but other than that just unexciting. They were well cooked but just very meh/average/uninteresting.
The beans were mild too ): |
These were intensely salty pork spare ribs which came with an unusually large pieces of gristle in them. Gristle is pretty usual in pork spare ribs but these were huge.
So salty |
I ordered a round of roasted duck. Intensely, intensely salty, that saltiness that leaves you licking your lips due to the tingly numbing sensation they have. The skin was crisp but the flesh was so salty as to be almost unpalatable, if it was a bit less the flavour would have been quite balanced. It came with a little plum sauce as well as batons of crisp pickled radishes.
Even saltier |
I, somewhat warily, ordered a round of prawn dumplings. They were as good as I remembered, if a bit tarnished by my latest memory. I was hesitantly guarding myself and making mental notes of the nearest toilets when we were leaving. Plump, round prawn with a minced prawn filling and thin, translucent skin.
No rude surprises this time |
These were spicy seafood dumplings. They weren't spicy and I have no idea what seafood was involved in this dumpling. I ate the skins and ditched the filling.
What a deceptive name |
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Atmosphere: 5, super red and bright golden decor, your usual Chinese restaurant.
Service: 6, decent, friendly and quite to bring the food out.
Food: 1, absolutely terrible. I can't imagine going here ever again, unless I was dragged here kicking and screaming.
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